How’s the wedding coming?
In case you were wondering….
The bride came for a fitting again today, I met her at the door with a shovel and asked her if she wanted to go for a walk in the back yard…
She said “No.”
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RATS!
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I was wondering but didn’t want to add to your stress by asking … pity about the walk - how many days to go?
It’s good you still have a sense of humour lol
Rainbow smiles and hugs x
BIM~ My sense of humor is what has saved lives…
(mostly my own…
LOL and rolling on the floor. I almost wet myself. This was a great moment of brevity. Thanks Sorrow!!!!
IMMWIA~ So glad i could bring a moment of hilarity to your morning!
You mistake was having the shovel in your hand when you asked… next time leave it by the back door and pick it up on the way by. C
CA~ shoot and i had the hole dug and everything! Check, back door!Thanks!
Yes, you must hide the shovel next time. Being difficult is she?
Goldenferri~ LOL, no she’s an angel, her future hubby, not so fun…grrrrrrr.
Mornin’ Lady Sorrow~
BRAVO!!! Love the humor!!!
Hey…she’s beginning to sound like the “Bride of Frankenstein”…
The next time, try a cross…and a little garlic…
I know that works on DRACULA!
Peace be with you, dear Sorrow.
Ron~
so is that REST IN PEACE?
yikes..
more like Old Doc frankenstein has ripped out my brain for ever saying yes to this nightmare in the first place…
LOL
ever see the movie “young Doctor Frankenstein?” I can here the horses now…
~smile~
thanks for the smiles my friend!
next time make it a pick axe, it carries so much more authority I think!!
bbx
B-Byrd~ You know I have an Axe, now why didn’t I think of that??? Guess i am no authority!
Crap, I spit coffee over the ‘puter screen again. Good humor cures all.
Rosa~ sorry about the Coffee, humor is my sanity button, if it looks suspect, put the coffee down first!
)
LOL! Thanks for the visit!
( and I don’t feel guilty for my felonious thoughts!
Is it too late to convince her that togas are all the rage for wedding apparel? lol.
Sorry it is so frustrating and time consuming and I’m sure exhausting as well.
Did you ever see “point of no return” (an old bridget fonda movie)? “I never did mind the little things.” heh.
DEB~ OMG!
ROTFLMAO!
yes, I saw point of no return…
weren’t they disposing of a body when she said that?
~giggle~
WOW! you guys sure are a blood thirsty LOT!
LOL
Here I was feeling like I might have been just a tad on the crazy side for this VENT post of mine, and we have all kinds of suggestions for disposing of the body…
~chuckle~
Let me say, before i go in and write individual comments, that in all truth it’s not the Bride i want to off, it’s the groom. Whose opinions and demands I am becoming increasingly tired of. If I was doing this for pay, I would be okay with all of it, irritated but OKAY. The fact that this is a labor of Love that has eaten up weeks of my time , is what is really making me cross with his unreasonable demands.
K?
Bride GOOD
Groom NOT GOOD.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!1 Oh that’s the best laugh I have had today!
~Big smile~ glad i could help!
Short and sweet
Well at least the bride knows she’ll have a wonderful dress though I feel the groom’s opinions should be kept out of it. What do men know about weddings!
Mig~ LOL, yeah well it’s hair pulling time..Now don’t go asking this bloke what men know about weddings, he’ll go off on how his opinion is just as (if not more) important as the brides, and how it has to be just “SO” and…oh don’t get me started!
Loved the toon but was curious as to what shovel you intended to use? Did you have a wood chipper nearby that you could have possibly pulled into service? This made me smile, chortle, snort, and just ROFLMAO - BIG TIME!
It’s nice to be back around on some level. Truly, I have missed your in-the-face writing and Bohemian spirit.
Blessings to you my sweet dear friend.
Hawk, Out!
HAWK~ good to see you fly boy! The shovel was the same one i used to dig myself a shallow grave..figured if i took us both out neither one would be in trouble with the future hubby…
lol
The key here is to meet her with a go-cup of tea, take her through the house, and have two shovels there in a prominent position…You take up one and go to work while she keeps you company. Most people will ask if they can help…?
Do you ’spose I have that manipulation thing down to a fine science yet? LOL!
Greenwoman~
OMG
You don’t ever have problems like this do you?
Holy cow! I laughed so hard at this I had tears running down my face!
Bless you for the laughter today!
*snickering*
Oh, now yaknow I’ll be stealin’ this one!
*chuckling*
MEL~ If your friends can’t laugh with you..well then whats the point??
((HUGS)))
You’re hilarious!!!
How s the wedding going by the way…..
You were a bit subtle…
Enreal~
picture me with my thumbs in my ears, my fingers waving back and forth , my tongue sticking out, and strange noises emanating from my mouth that sound a bit like PPPPHHHHHTTHHTTTHBBBBttttttt.
then see the laughter in my eyes!
subtle my big but.
A little REM for you Sis.
It will end soon. A little fairy told me. (no, it wasn’t my hairdresser) LOL.
xoxox
Brother dear, I am not counting days right now, It would scare me too much, but here is hoping it will be done and done with out shovels or blood shed!
((HUGS))
Lady Sorrow,
You could offer to make a matching article of clothing for the groom as well. Perhaps a tie or a cumberbund. The kind of something that while he’s trying it on you can pull on it cutting off his circulation. That way when his head turns purple and swells up like a balloon you can pop it with a big sewing needle. If the bride becomes distressed tell her you can do an alteration on it after her dress is finished. Just a thought.
Polar Love~The sad thing is the matching article of clothing I am making him doesn’t involve a noose.
but maybe i can spike his drink???
*waving* ~~~~> I’m back… did you miss me?
my head is getting over the fuzziness of jet lag and I just had to come by to say hello xoxo
Robyn~ waving back at you from my sewing machine!!!
You poor thing! You need a hug. Virtual though it may be, it’s sincere. (((HUG)))
The bowl you made is gorgeous, fabulous, amazing and I absolutely adore it! I look at it everyday since it came and just smile at it’s beauty.
Nitebird~ I am so glad you like the bowl! and it arrived unbroken! Thanks for the cyber hug, I am getting that wild eyed look and am getting way to close to the wire….
Soon things will be back to normal…at least the normal craziness..eh?
Things have finally settled down for me..so far no company coming this week.
So I am back to my normal craziness too.
Looking forward to hearing about the wedding when all is done.
Sending you “peace of heart” energies!
Gypsy~ Thanks for the light!
I can not wait to be done!
Gonna hang out the gone fishin sign and go out on my canoe for a couple of days!
Hiding? who me???
yes…Polar is on to something…a piece of apparel for the groom as well…i’m thinking a radio-controlled constricting bowtie…and unless he’s wearing a gown of your making as well, i would respectfully tell him to clam up…
…you seem like the sort of diplomat that could tell someone to go to hell, and they would actually look forward to the trip…
Soul pumpkin~ guess what? I didn’t have to! I have trained the 15 year old so well that the last visit he did it for me, and in such a nice way too!
sniff
sniff
I am so proud of that boy!
I honestly believe I hate weddings more so than funerals - I ain’t lying. . .Soooooooooo much hupla goes into wedding planning; I’m surprized any marriage is consecrated –oops I meant consummated the day or night of the vows (I certainly didn’t feel up to it, yet I did–started off the whole thing living a lie of sorts (”yeah it’s good,” –really meaning, “Just let me get some rest pleeeeeeeeze”). We can’t delay funerals for the sake of attire, etiquette, and so on. If the dress doesn’t look quite right, it stays. Point Blank.
Peace, Light and Love,
CordieB.
Cordie~ LORD woman! I no you will never ever ask me to make a wedding outfit for you! sounds like you have had enough BS to last a lifetime!
UPDATE~
Groom is behaving after teenager laid it all out. God love that child! He’s been taking notes from Mom way to long!
I am way to freaked out because i am no where near done and wedding is the 31st.
OMG
OMG
OMG
see, I would have taken you up on the shovel bit when planning my wedding. And not felt the slightest bit bad about it
Actually, I will be needing one soon - a fool and her heart will never depart! Third time around (married)-been with Mr. oposite so long, feels like marriage, in a good way, I guess. But in the meantime, I will settle for the button! (smile)
Cordie~
Oh my
oh dear
hmmmmm
You sure you want to do that?
well If your heart tells you, then Congratulations!
if something else drives you down that road…
take a hug from me, to bring you comfort…
I am not making anymore dresses, but I have an ornery voice in my head that says your button should be rose brocade..
`chortle~
*doing the math*
OMGOMGOMG!!
Sew, sew, sew!
<–has faith in ya and that sewing machine
(guess we know where you’ll be on this long holiday weekend!)
*hugshugshugs!*
hehe that was funny
So, girlie, whatcha going to do with all that SANITY you have after the 31st? LOL
Bwaaaaaa haaaa haaaaaaa!! *deep breath* Bwaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaa!!!
The picture was hilarious, but your ‘caption’ had me snorting and choking on my quiche. Leek and bacon incase you were wondering…